Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in

marriage?

Piggy: Oh, Sir Lies-A-Lot, I will!

[they kiss each other]

Troy: [purrs]

Kermit: [in armor, wielding a sword] Unhand the swine, you swain! Come,

Piggy. back to Hamelot.

Piggy: Heck no, frog. Me and Iron Pants are just getting acquinted.

*****

The Muppets Go Medieval

The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed

They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall

Meet Joe Blow

Give My Remains to Broadway

The Verdict Was Mail Fraud

Leper in the Backfield

Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll

Make-out King of Montana

The Electric Gigolo

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel.

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